Harvey and Sheila

 - Sherman / Busch (c. 1963)

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Oh, the day they met.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
No one will forget.
Harvey's a CPA. He works for IBM.
He went to MIT and got his PhD.
Sheila's a girl I know at B.B.D.& O.
She works the PBX, and makes out the checks.

Then came one great day when
Harvey took the elevator, Sheila got on two floors later,
Soon they felt they both were falling, everyone heard Sheila calling,
"Ring the bell," but they fell.
Harv and Sheila fell in love.

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Chose a wedding ring.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Married in the spring.
She shopped at A & P, he bought a used MG.
They sat and watched TV on their RCA.
Borrowed from HFC, bought some AT&T,
And on election day, worked for JFK.

Then they went and got a
Loan account from R.H. Macy, bought a layette, pink and lacy,
Then they had twin baby girls, both with dimples, both with curls,
One named Bea, one named Kay,
Soon they joined the PTA.

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Moved to West L.A.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Flew TWA.
They bought a house one day, financed by FHA.
It had a swimming pool, filled with H2O.
Traded their used MG for a new XKE.
Switched to the GOP, that's the way things go!

Oh that Harvey he was
Really smart, he used his noodle. Sheila got a white French poodle,
Went to Europe on a visa, Henry's rich, they say that he's a
V.I.P., but, oh Gee – fourty years did slip away.

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Fourty years gone by.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Love T.C.B.Y.
Email and user name, filled it right up with spam.
They bought a new PC, filled with R.A.M.
It had a CD Rom and a password for Mom.
All she could call the thing was simply S.O.B.

Then they went and got a
Printer, fax, digital camera – lots of pixels and a scanner.
Monitor came with H.D.T.V., website built with H.T.T.P.
Don’t you see, this could be,
Only in the USA!